Elections, Elections!

So, the Opposition parties aren't going to call an election right away, instead deciding to wait until Gomery finishes his Inquiry. How nice of them. Oh well. It's not like I can vote, and if I could, who would I vote for? Let's take a look:

1)Paul "Mr. Dithers" Martin - Liberal: said he knew nothing about any illegalities that occured during the heyday of the sponsorship program. As he was in charge of all that money, this suggests that he was either a) ignorant and kept in the dark by his employess, b) incompetent, in that he lost track of it, or c) corrupt. None of those are particularily enticing qualities in a national leader.

2) Stephen Harper - Conservative: "Bend me over the table, Georgie!" Couple that with a couple of press releases detailing how the Liberals support child porn and the NDP downright enjoy it, you've got a grade-A assnut.

3) Jack Layton - NDP: "Paul Martin is directly responsible for the deaths of homeless people in Vancouver!" OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gilles Duceppe doesn't count. He's never getting in. And the Greens can suck it.